A Confusing Confession

Dear Ty,

My name is Nor Joyah Sameon. I ask people to call me Joy so sound more modern. My parents were from kampung and come to KL 30 years ago and do business. They are very success. I am so lucky to have rich family but I still understand that is not easy to be wealthy. However I am so lazy to study but is ok because my parents can give money and sponsor me.

After school I got this best job and so glamour job. But I would not tell you what is my job, you think for yourself if you are smart. But don't have dirty mind because I don't do dirty jobs. I don't even like to flattering around. Even if I don't flatter around also I have a lot of admairers.When I first got the job, I was so shock and like my heart is no longer attach to me. Because everyone always said that is so hard to get this job but still I get. I must be really beutiful and gorges la, I think. And also not bad English speaking. Some more with this job now my English is become very good an terror.

I really like my job because is giving me lots of money eventhought I only study until SPM. I show to my parents that I can have much money too. I like to buy things like cloths, handbags yang expensive with big big logo. Like if I buy LV bag, I like the one bag with big LV symbol in fornt. Then only anyone can see.

At the moment I am still not yet marry. But boyfriends, have la. Ade jugak some of my bf yang purposed to me to be his wife. But I say I still young and not ready to commitment. I wants to enjoy first. Is it I very bad to saying this? Is it I don't have a hart? I don't think so. I'm preasure you know. May I know why I should get marry early? My parents also always ask me the bonus question. They are really test my patient.

I think my story is become very long. I better stop first. I will update you some more with my stories some other time ok. I make this promise. Bye.. I heart you.. Mmmuahhh! Mmmuaahh!

Love,
Joy

If I Happen to Have a Willy..(18SX)

Eventhough I am currently jobless, I still couldn't find time to blog as often as I expect I would. I waited for the whole day for this PC to be free, Papa has been hogging it for the entire day.

So while he hogs the net, I daydreamt thinking what was I gonna do if I were to become a guy. Lots of girls would have different views on this one. I once read a blog by Chics on this similar topic. But here's what I think I'm gonna do and/or how I'm gonna react.

1. Ok, first thing first. If I were to have a willy, I'm sure it will be a huge one. (Huahaha..) So, because I hung like a horse, I won't be having any problems in the confidence department. Neither would I go around molesting underage girls nor act like 'abang macho' in front of fellow women.

2. The most important thing however is for me to have good educations. I'll definitely study harder if I'm a guy. Ini sangat penting because, if I'm a 'dungu', I won't be getting a good job. And no good job means no money. And no money is...*sigh*..

3. I wouldn't make a fuss about peeing while standing because I find that I could still 'kencing berdiri' even if I don't have a 'punai'. In fact, maybe I'd prefer to sit and pee with my new 'mangina' so that air kencing tidak bersepah-sepah di tepi mangkuk tandas.

4. I know I would be promiscuous for sure, but I won't just grab any woman to have fun with. What's important would be quality and not the quantity. Furthermore, there's also AIDS. Thus, protection!

5. If I, as a man, decided to tie the knot, I'll definitely make a careful choice of my future wife. She shall be fairly pretty and yet not too beautiful. And because I don't want to spend the rest of my life looking at a trophy that can't do nothing, I opted for my woman to have brains, and lots of it. I wouldn't even mind if she has more brain than I do. She also doesn't have to be pious just because I'm not. Come on.., we should all get a partner that is of our equal. Correct?

6. I won't tie myself to a woman legally until I am over and have had enough with 'prostiduding'. Because when I choose a woman to become my wife, she will also be a marvel in the 'bed department' that I no longer require to be a 'prosti-dude' to get some.

7. And yes, I promise I won't be shallow. Refer to previous entry on The 'Shallow Man' Disease for further details.

Right. Maybe those 7 points above are too good to be true. What if my dick is pencil small? What if there's no such woman as per my description? What if I don't go to school? Plus, not good-looking too? Well, then maybe I should just shut up and be a woman.

Hot Dudes..!!

So I've packed all the things that used to be mine (was mine temporarily until I decided to resign), to be returned back to the company. And as I gathered all of them shoes, sandals, bags, kebayas in one corner of my room, I felt so relieved! Like as though I have cleared up a huge mess in my head, in my life.

And now I am so much busy with doing nothing, thus I scribbled down the names of male people whom I think are hot!

Here's my top ten list of hot guys.. Is my number 1 your number 1? :)

1. Gary Dourdan (Warrick Brown of CSI Vegas)

2. John Legend

3. Hugh Jackman

4. Ja Rule

5. John Travolta

6. Taye Diggs (Pearl, he's only number 6 on my list..)

7. William Petersen a.k.a Gil Grissom (ooh...I love geeks and nerds..!)

8. Bruce Willis

9. Colin Firth (very English..)

10. Amy Search (I know it's scary. But I ain't kidding. Hahah...!!)

So who's on your list?