Friday, February 23, 2007


I'm over with MAS.

So no more pre-flight sickness.

No more irritating people who tries to be cool and open-minded when they're actually a bunch of 'kampung' dudes who are trying too hard.

No more being trapped in a vessel that resembles a huge coffin made for hundreds of people.

No more packing and unpacking my things at unfamiliar places.

No more 'kiss-ass' mode.

No more painting my face with layers of make-ups and bright-coloured eyeshadow.

I can now use these phrases 'good morning', 'thank you', 'excuse me' and 'I'm sorry' less frequent, but with more sincerity.

No more serving that bunch of low life who think they are 'hip' just because they travel by air.

No more frequent travel to the airport.

No more eating those unhealthy, not tasty, aircraft food.

No more chaotic living, odd working hours and inability to plan ahead.

No more dealing with people who thinks they are too good, too senior, too efficient, too classy, yada, yada, yada for me.

No more and no more.

Which also means, no more income.

But I don't care! Wahahahahahahaha....!!!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Don't Ask!

Hey..Ever been stumped by questions that don't make sense or mindless? Sometimes people ask questions without thinking. We see and experience this all the time. I do. I've seen many who become victims of such questions everyday. I'll show you what I meant by this..

Questions that begin with 'when'..

..When are you going to get married?..
..When are you guys going to have babies?..

This is like, 'duh'.., do I know when is the right time to grab any Tom, Dick or Harry to marry me? Or when my ovum shall be meeting up with a lucky sperm and form a foetus inside my womb?

Do people have to ask 'when' on such topics? It's weird why people never ask questions like..'bile nak mati?' or 'bile nak divorce?'. My mom said people don't ask such questions because those are bad happenings. Oh. Ok, so marriage is suppose to be a good thing? Even when we got ourselves married to a loser? Marriage is sooo, overrated! But whatever..

Quoting Ima, try asking these instead..'bile nak kaye?' or maybe as simple as, 'bile nak belanje makan?'. Now, isn't that better?

Questions that begin with 'why'..

..Why aren't you married?..
..Why don't you have babies?..

Try to think again when you wanna ask the above questions. Do you really HAVE to ask? Do you really WANT to know? Do you think there's an answer that will quench your burrrning thirst to menyibuk pasal orang? What if the answer to those questions is 'because marriage is crap and having a baby is painful'? Will you be satisfied?

Or what you want to hear is for the person to answer 'owh..because I can't find anyone who wants to marry me' or 'I think I have erectile dysfunction'? And then pura-pura simpati but at the same time laughing at them sebab anda berjaye membuatkan orang itu admit defeat? Owh, the evil in some people...!

Questions that begin with 'cantik tak' or 'handsome tak' and etc..

..Cantik tak aku pakai baju ni?..
..Comel tak baby I?..
..Handsome tak boyfriend I?..

All of the above adalah soalan ugutan. Like, you better say yes and agree with me, kalau tidak...

The last question especially, please! Don't ask others whether your boyfriend is a handsome boy or not, because as much as you think he is a Taye Diggs look alike, we might just think that your boy resembles 'assam boi' and not 'handsome boy'.

But if you need to check with others just to boost up your confidence that your guy is not so 'fugly' (fucking ugly), ask, 'ok tak boyfriend aku?'. Chances are, you'll get a bunch of okays from your friends, enough for your ego to feed on. And that's not too bad innit?

Questions that I get upon meeting up with another cabin crew..

..Roster okay bulan ni?..
..How's your roster?..

If I bumped into 10 crew, I'll get the same thing asked 10 idiotic times. And can someone tell me, roster okay tu macam mane? Because your okay is not my kind of okay. Things that are good to you might be bad for me. Correct? And so far, speaking for myself, I have not experience any 'okay' roster.

So quit asking that monotonous question to others cause chances are, most people felt the same stupid way. But they still respond to you sebab nak jage hati and courtesy la konon-konon..I think being courteous does not require us to be foolish. Haih..kan ade banyak bende lain lagi boleh tanye.

It's 9 more days to my jobless era. Ain't proud, but the thought of it is kinda soothing.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Of Mac & Cheese and Beef Jerky

Am back at home in KL yesterday evening. Fuckin' tired of travelling. I totally hate being stuck in a confined space like the aircraft where u could go nowhere and having no decent air to breathe except the smell of food from the aircraft galley, the odour from the lavatory and the scent of people's socks. Makes me feel kinda groggy.

I love Golden and Denver. Colorado was just fine. Maybe not as hectic and gay and happening as LA or KL or any other big cities, but it suits me well. My only wish is that it's nearer than a fucken 24 hours journey to get there from KL.

I miss Colorado Mills, the short dash to Infinity Circle's tiny convenience shop with Pearl doing laundry, buying the necessary. I'm gonna miss the way how certain things are so cheap and I could shop like crazy on books, clothes and bla, bla, bla...I miss the healthy air at the Vinyl, a tremendous change from any club's atmosphere in KL. Where at Vinyl or most other clubs in Denver, peeps can't smoke inside the club's premise, so we don't end up smelling like a tobacco factory at the end of the party. But most of all, I miss Pearl's antics and having her as company (now.., jangan menangis ye..).

Malaysia is hot, as usual. Good and no good. Good because there's no need for me to wrap myself up with layers of clothing to go out, which definitely makes me look bigger than I already am. And no good because hot makes me feel sticky and feels like I need to shower every other minute. Tsk, tsk.. sangat membazir air macam ni..

Now I gotta deal with real life situations where I need to get up from this seat and go 'mandi' and 'berak' (too much details..). Lots of things to handle in these few days coming. So, tata for now.

P/s : I'm totally proud of KLIA. It's way...., way nicer and better and finer than those airports in LA and Denver. Plus the cubicles' doors of their washrooms are so ajar even when it's suppose to be close. I actually saw one black woman's pussy doing her shit in one of those cubicles. Huhu..

Friday, February 02, 2007

But Sometimes Cold Is Better Than Hot

So, so, tired. And very sleepy. These are the things I did this past couple of days.

1. Went out last 2 days to Denver. Had tea at Cheesecake Factory, and a long walk along 16th Street Mall.

2. Terrible snow shower occured yesterday, so all of us stayed in almost all day. But in the morning, we did go out for a bit to a store nearby and went to Wendy's for lunch. Also went for a walk around the block. (Saty, I made the snow angel for you, hoho..)

3. Today we went to Silverthorne, to shop again one more time and then went up to Vail to watch people ski. Nope, didn't try my hands on that cos I'm a puss. Heheh..

4. I love the shop assistants here. They greet us when we come in, leave us to browse on our own, check on us once to see if we're ok and remind us to let them know if we need anything. Unlike in Malaysia, they don't greet us when we come in, didn't say anything to us except 'yes?', follow us on our tail around the shop, we felt uneasy and stroll out without buying anything.